On why I only trust Thai Market
“Hello, Indian Cafe, how can I help you?”
“Hi, I’d like to speak to the manager, please.”
“I’m sorry, the manager’s not here. Is there something I can help you with?”
“Sure. If you could please pass on a friendly reminder to the manager that Chicken Saag should always be fully cooked, that would be great.”
“Chicken Saag?”
“Yes. I had food poisoning this weekend from your restaurant’s undercooked chicken.”
“Oh, okay. Chicken Saag. You want that for delivery or pickup?”
“No, I…nevermind.”
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They’re lucky my particular case wasn’t so bad or I would’ve stormed the restaurant, guns blazing. Like actual guns.