"He who warned, uh, the Internet that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our cock shots, uh, by flashing those balls, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his lie through town to send those pec shots and balls that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be dicked, via email."

— Sarah Palin, explaining Anthony Weiner’s actions (via missworded)