June 2011
2 posts
The days of putting people on the rack are over, so you have to get information...
– My father, on reporting.
He who warned, uh, the Internet that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our cock...
– Sarah Palin, explaining Anthony Weiner’s actions (via missworded)
March 2011
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January 2011
2 posts
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December 2010
4 posts
We really ought to bring back feudalism.
– My father, on politics
OH RAPTURE
A TUMBLR DEDICATED TO GIFS
My favorites:
I will use them all the time in gif wars.
November 2010
2 posts
September 2010
3 posts
Back to work.
9:07am
“So…4pm at the office?”
“Yeah.”
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Hannah's recipe for gourmet cheese-covered-chicken
Ingredients
1 slice Kraft American Cheese
3 pieces leftover Rotisserie chicken (preferably purchased by someone else)
plate
microwave
Directions
Remove chicken from leftover container and place on plate
Remove cheese from plastic wrapper and place on chicken
Place combo in microwave and heat on high for 45 seconds
Remove plate from microwave
Enjoy with caution—the plate may be hot!
August 2010
3 posts
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On why I only trust Thai Market
“Hello, Indian Cafe, how can I help you?”
“Hi, I’d like to speak to the manager, please.”
“I’m sorry, the manager’s not here. Is there something I can help you with?”
“Sure. If you could please pass on a friendly reminder to the manager that Chicken Saag should always be fully cooked, that would be great.”
“Chicken...
July 2010
12 posts
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schneel asked: how do you maintain your ferocity?
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One of the Starbucks guys caught me singing Disney songs to myself.
He didn’t laugh. He hummed his own Disney tune and did a little jig.
I have found my soulmate.
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I hate working, but when I’m not working, I hate myself.
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June 2010
9 posts
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Vuvuzela Orchestra, from worldcupblog.org
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I have another gay cult following.
– my friend Dom
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Piazza del Duomo, Milan, after Italy scored against Paraguay. There was a celebratory fire.
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Congratulations to the fans, you guys deserve it. The Chicago Blackhawks deserve...
– NBC broadcaster and former NHL player JEREMY ROENICK, before breaking down on air following Chicago’s 4-3 victory over the Flyers to win the Stanley Cup. Roenick played for the Blackhawks in 1992: his team was swept by the Pittsburgh Penguins in the Stanley Cup finals. “I didn’t get to do that,”...
May 2010
27 posts
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On why I miss Texas (part 1 in a series)
“Hannah? Where are you? Grandma waiting. Bring dosas.”
Channing Tatum can get it from me anytime.
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HEY COMPSCI COMPADRES
I’ve been trying to manually edit this tumblr theme, and though I’m not failing spectacularly, there are some things that I’m having trouble figuring out. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
HANNAH’S TUMBLR PROBLEMS:
1. The “reblogged from” text is spilling over onto the post itself. How do I get it to wrap around instead?
2. How do I get photos to...
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The best way to predict the future is to design it.
– Buckminster Fuller (via mikkkkk) (via ninedaysoff) (via feltron)