June 2011
2 posts
“The days of putting people on the rack are over, so you have to get information...”
– My father, on reporting.
Jun 7th
“He who warned, uh, the Internet that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our cock...”
– Sarah Palin, explaining Anthony Weiner’s actions (via missworded)
Jun 6th
March 2011
1 post
Mar 16th
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January 2011
2 posts
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Jan 7th
Jan 2nd
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December 2010
4 posts
“We really ought to bring back feudalism.”
– My father, on politics
Dec 26th
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OH RAPTURE
A TUMBLR DEDICATED TO GIFS My favorites: I will use them all the time in gif wars.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 13th
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November 2010
2 posts
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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September 2010
3 posts
Sep 26th
Back to work.
9:07am “So…4pm at the office?” “Yeah.”
Sep 17th
1 tag
Hannah's recipe for gourmet cheese-covered-chicken
Ingredients 1 slice Kraft American Cheese 3 pieces leftover Rotisserie chicken (preferably purchased by someone else) plate microwave Directions Remove chicken from leftover container and place on plate Remove cheese from plastic wrapper and place on chicken Place combo in microwave and heat on high for 45 seconds Remove plate from microwave Enjoy with caution—the plate may be hot!
Sep 11th
August 2010
3 posts
1 tag
Aug 25th
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Aug 2nd
3 tags
On why I only trust Thai Market
“Hello, Indian Cafe, how can I help you?” “Hi, I’d like to speak to the manager, please.” “I’m sorry, the manager’s not here. Is there something I can help you with?” “Sure. If you could please pass on a friendly reminder to the manager that Chicken Saag should always be fully cooked, that would be great.” “Chicken...
Aug 1st
July 2010
12 posts
Jul 30th
1 tag
Jul 27th
2 tags
Jul 27th
1,369 notes
1 tag
Jul 19th
schneel asked: how do you maintain your ferocity?
Jul 19th
1 tag
One of the Starbucks guys caught me singing Disney songs to myself. He didn’t laugh. He hummed his own Disney tune and did a little jig. I have found my soulmate.
Jul 19th
1 tag
“I hate working, but when I’m not working, I hate myself.”
Jul 15th
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Jul 11th
Jul 10th
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Jul 8th
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Jul 5th
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Jul 3rd
June 2010
9 posts
2 tags
Jun 28th
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Jun 20th
552 notes
WatchWatch
Vuvuzela Orchestra, from worldcupblog.org
Jun 20th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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“I have another gay cult following.”
– my friend Dom
Jun 18th
2 tags
WatchWatch
Piazza del Duomo, Milan, after Italy scored against Paraguay. There was a celebratory fire.
Jun 14th
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Jun 10th
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“Congratulations to the fans, you guys deserve it. The Chicago Blackhawks deserve...”
– NBC broadcaster and former NHL player JEREMY ROENICK, before breaking down on air following Chicago’s 4-3 victory over the Flyers to win the Stanley Cup. Roenick played for the Blackhawks in 1992: his team was swept by the Pittsburgh Penguins in the Stanley Cup finals.  “I didn’t get to do that,”...
Jun 10th
May 2010
27 posts
1 tag
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 29th
371 notes
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On why I miss Texas (part 1 in a series)
“Hannah? Where are you? Grandma waiting. Bring dosas.”
May 26th
Channing Tatum can get it from me anytime.
May 25th
May 24th
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May 20th
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HEY COMPSCI COMPADRES
I’ve been trying to manually edit this tumblr theme, and though I’m not failing spectacularly, there are some things that I’m having trouble figuring out. Any help would be greatly appreciated! HANNAH’S TUMBLR PROBLEMS: 1. The “reblogged from” text is spilling over onto the post itself. How do I get it to wrap around instead? 2. How do I get photos to...
May 20th
May 19th
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May 19th
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“The best way to predict the future is to design it.”
– Buckminster Fuller (via mikkkkk) (via ninedaysoff) (via feltron)
May 18th
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