"The days of putting people on the rack are over, so you have to get information the ‘nice’ way."
— My father, on reporting.
"He who warned, uh, the Internet that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our cock shots, uh, by flashing those balls, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his lie through town to send those pec shots and balls that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be dicked, via email."
— Sarah Palin, explaining Anthony Weiner’s actions (via missworded)
(via fuckyeahhelvetica)
And here we see the true power of sport, bringing together the bookends of the pop culture continuum.
One of my favorite movie villians of all time.
“What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”
"We really ought to bring back feudalism."
— My father, on politics
Another family post. This is my sister Rachel.
We don’t argue.
My eight-year-old brother’s letter to Santa.
May I please have a wii with lego star wars the game, a box of ningas (sic), football gloves, a motor scooter, and a bandit, and something else.
Tony D.
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- Wii: $199.99
- Lego Star Wars: $17.05
- Box of ninjas: $8.99
- Football gloves: $34.99
- Motor scooter: $197.84
- Bandit: $8299.00
- Something else: Have yet to get price estimate
TOTAL: $8757.86 + ∞
“You liked her because she always sat by herself, right? He said, ‘She must be a nice girl.’”
The Best Thing I Ever Done HQ (by Margaret Emily MacKenzie)
Nice little mini-doc on Di Fara Pizza. (HT @kottke) Must return soon. Been there only once back in 2007.
Shame.
